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FOR SALE 2 bedroom, 1 bath cottage home in the heart of St. Pete’s midtown redevelopment district. Close to downtown, many major gas stations, and several streetside purveyors of footwear and hubcaps. Wood floors, new appliances, large fenced yard. This home oozes urban charm! If you wish you could hear rap with your morning coffee, don’t let this gem pass you by! Always wanted a home that allowed you to get your money’s worth from your homeowner’s insurance theft clause? Look no further! Prostitutes conveniently located in the side yard or alley adjacent to this low profile gem. Tankless hot water heater, central air, fireplace. Close to many major crack dealers as well as reasonably priced crystal meth, cocaine, and pills. Worried about Mayor Baker’s plan to revitalize downtown and make great drug deals a thing of the past? This neighborhood will long outlast any lip service any politician pays midtown. 727-656-5420, serious offers only

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