Me: “Baby, will you bring me my phone?”

El Cap: “That’s the second time you’ve asked me to do that.”

Me: “Tonight or ever?”

El Cap: “Tonight. I hope this isn’t becoming a trend.”

Me: “When I am rich and famous, I will pay you to bring me my phone.”

El Cap: “No, you’ll be paying someone else to do it.”

I am really hoping this just means we get servants, not that he’s nearing the end of his rope with me. Fingers crossed, everyone. Fingers. Crossed.

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I write. I take pictures. I love my dog. I love Florida. My 2016 book, 'Backroads of Paradise' did really well for the publisher and now I feel a ridiculous amount of pressure to finish the second book.