Me: “Baby, will you bring me my phone?”
El Cap: “That’s the second time you’ve asked me to do that.”
Me: “Tonight or ever?”
El Cap: “Tonight. I hope this isn’t becoming a trend.”
Me: “When I am rich and famous, I will pay you to bring me my phone.”
El Cap: “No, you’ll be paying someone else to do it.”
I am really hoping this just means we get servants, not that he’s nearing the end of his rope with me. Fingers crossed, everyone. Fingers. Crossed.